These are a few of the actual phrases that have so "encouraged"me lately. As you might have guessed, I am in full bloom and others find the "nicest" ways of pointing that out...
- Nurse: "My G-d, are you sure there is only one in there?"
- Real Estate Agent: "Oh my, Lacy, (she never remembers my name) what are you going to do, POP?!"
- Family Member "Yep, she's getting to be a big ol' girl."
- Gas Station Owner; "You sure are jolly!"
- My Cousin: "Even your butt is big!"
- Co-worker: "Are you sure you should be wearing horizontal stripes?"
Thank you for making sure that I remember that I have left the human race and become a full fledged bovine! I almost forgot, I mean I only have a closet full of extra large maternity clothes, two full length mirrors, and a double chin to remind me...Whew, what would I do without you?!
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